Hello...I'm a lonely 59 year old in a miserable marriage. Kind of sucks, But I would look like a total Asshole if left a Woman W/ COPD between stage 3&4. Please note my Back is shot & I can't travel a far Distance from home, & If I did I Definitely be no Coitus when I get There. Leave it to me to F-Up a Wet Dream. I'm not looking for a relationship, To tell you the truth I don't think I could handle a relationship after 30 years. I'm just looking for someone who I can just be friends with First, Someone to talk to then maybe FWB. To tell you the truth this scares the Shit out of me. Because I have not had Coitus with my Wife in over 12 years(Nor any else) One thing about me is I have a Warped & Irreverent sense of humor, And love movies. Uhm...I'm not a member yet so please IM me. Also, please don't be afraid of my photo, I'm a big teddy bear.

My Ideal Person Someone who is discrete, Drug free, No STD's. Someone Not looking for a Sugar Daddy I won't answer... Easy Going & Not smack me on the back of my head when I make a Off Color Joke. Someone who enjoys Music & Classic movies. I guess you can call me Top, I'm not sure if Pitcher & Catcher is applicable any longer (Damn...I just dated myself again). If you can Host great, I can't because I have an anchor called my Wife.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jayne County, David Bowie, The Stooges, The Deadboys, MC5,
The Damned, Wayne Kramer, New York Dolls

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Vannessa Del Rio

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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