Honest old seadog seeking on-shore employment pleasing funloving & freethinking ladies looking for something more satisfying than saltwater taffy to stow away in their private hidey-holes. Will sing classic chanties o' the sea upon request. As an alternative will hum a few bars . . . where the vibrations will do yez the most good! Special offer: obscene limericks upon request (or even without) for every occassion & fornication. Have sailed the seven seas (ok, only one, but whose counting?) from Seattle to Sligo to Sheboygan & back again. Would love to explore yer hidden nooks & crannies in the near future . . .

My Ideal Person Am thinking, thinking, thinking.

Buzz words: warm, kind, pretty, funny, dirty, clean, smart, sensitive, curious, opinionated, open-minded.

Naughty & nice . . . but naughty twice!