Are you a flaky fake? A scumbag scammer? If you’re here hoping you’ll be able to talk me into giving you $$, you’d best just leave, now. Piss off. Arizona native, & love thunderstorms. Like all native creatures in the desert, I'm much more active at night. Looking for decent woman for friend & maybe ltr. I live by the golden rule, & believe what comes around, goes around (karma sheriff). Honest, funny, entertaining at times, (class clown) punctual, polite, courteous, I'm even housebroken:)) Usually quiet in groups but can speak to crowds, great listener who thinks before he speaks. These days I break into houses and autos, mostly, legally, picking locks (locksmith). Occasionally I get cuffed by over enthusiastic police, or guns pointed at me by people being evicted...what do you do for excitement?

My Ideal Person Will help me become a better person, but won't look at me as a project & try to change me to fit her mold... does that make sense? Supportive, honest, real. Basically, looking for someone who would treat me as I do them? Is that asking too much? Mutual respect?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Zappa, Hendrix, The Who, Brian Eno<--huh?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, That’s all I’m saying

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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